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有关英文笑话故事带翻译：Reason of Punishment

One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school Iwas punished for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher aboutthis! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."

一天，小女孩从学校回到家里，对妈妈说：“妈妈，今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩罚。”

妈妈激动地说：“那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老师好好谈一谈，对了，你没有做过的那件事是什么?”

小女孩回答说：“我的家庭作业。”

有关英文笑话故事带翻译：如果我是经理

If I am a Manager

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition — If I Am aManager.

All the students began to write except a boy.

The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

"I am waiting for my secretary, " the boy answered.

一天课上，老师要同学们以如果我是一个经理为题写一篇作文。

所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。

老师走过去问他为什么不写。

“我在等我的秘书。”那孩子答道。

有关英文笑话故事带翻译：我不喜欢新老师

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said thattwo and four were six too....."

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问。

“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”

有关英文笑话故事带翻译：为什么总感到口渴

"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

"No, but I am always thirsty!"

一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”

“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”