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关于圣诞节英语笑话篇1

At Grandma's 在奶奶家过圣诞节

- Written by Tab Nettleton

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

两个小男孩在奶奶家过平安夜，临睡前，两个小家伙跪在床边祷告，弟弟便扯开嗓子大喊出自己的愿望。

"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...

我希望收到一辆自行车...

I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...

还有一部任天堂游戏机....

I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

还有新的录像机

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"

小男孩的哥哥搓了搓他说道：“你干嘛祷告得这么大声，上帝又不是聋子”。弟弟回答到：“我知道上帝不是聋子，可是奶奶是啊”。

关于圣诞节英语笑话篇2

on christmas eve santa claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000nt bill lying on the floor. which one of them do you think picked it up?

answer: santa of course! why? because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!

圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯，门还未开前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会将它捡起?

答案：当然是圣诞老人啦!为什么?因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。

关于圣诞节英语笑话篇3

jesus's telly 耶稣的电视机

a child on christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. the manager, the shepherds, jesus and holy family wore duly admired.

"but what's that in the corner?" asked mother.

"oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.

圣诞节时孩子要了纸和蜡笔，想画一张耶稣诞生像。最后这件艺术品被陈列出来供父母鉴赏。

他们对耶稣诞生后睡的马槽，牧羊人，耶稣及其家庭都逐一表示赞赏。

“可是那个角落里是什么?”妈妈问。

“噢，那是他们的电视机，”孩子回答说。