大家对于中文的段子都很熟悉，那就来看看外国人是怎么幽默的吧!下面是小编为大家整理的经典英语段子，希望大家能够喜欢。

经典英语段子大全

1：when tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more importantin ur memory, we suddenly realize that we r pushed forward by time. this is nota train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. it isthe truth that we’ve all grown up. and we become different.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天，最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天，我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走，这不是静止火车里，与相邻列车交错时，仿佛自己在前进的错觉，而是我们真实的在成长，在这件事里成了另一个自己。

2：happy is the man who is living by his hobby. 醉心于某种癖好的人是幸福的。

3：i’m single. 我是单身贵族。

4：if you leave me, please don’t comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain. 离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。

5：totheworldyoumaybeoneperson,buttoonepersonyoumaybetheworld.对于世界而言，你是一个人;但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

6：to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人;但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

7：men alleged oath, but is a beautiful lies just.男人所谓的誓言，不过是个美丽的谎言而已。

8：a true love is what doesn‘t strive for busyness, for extravagance, for luxury, and moreover for hokum. 真正的爱情是不讲究热闹不讲究排场不讲究繁华更不讲究嚎头的

9：all things are difficult before they are easy. 凡事先难后易。

10：when you feel hurt and your tears are gonna to drop. please look up and have a look at the sky once belongs to us. if the sky is still vast , clouds are still clear, you shall not cry because my leave doesn’t take away the world that belongs to you.当你的心真的在痛，眼泪快要流下来的时候，那就赶快抬头看看，这片曾经属于我们的天空;当天依旧是那么的广阔，云依旧那么的潇洒，那就不应该哭，因为我的离去，并没有带走你的世界

11：life is the flower for which love is the honey. 生命如花，爱情是蜜。

12：有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。The darkness is no darkness with thee.

13：the man who has made up his mind to win will never say "impossible ". 凡是决心取得胜利的人是从来不说“不可能的”。

14：make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你尝试了解他人和盼望他人了解你之前,先把你变成一 个更好的人和了解自己的人。

15：the worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

16：one word frees us of all the weight and pain in life.that word is love. 有一个词可以让我们摆脱生活中所有的负担和痛苦，那就是"爱情"。

17：i can't afford to bear the deep feeling is the burden, sweet prattle深情是我担不起的重担，情话只是偶然兑现的谎言。

18：Happy happy birthday chum.There'll be many many more to come!

19：if i had a single flower for every time i think about you, i could walk forever in my garden. 假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花，那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。

20：it hurts to love someone and not be loved in return . but what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. 只有付出的爱是痛苦的，但比这更痛苦是爱一个人却没有勇气让那人知道你的感情。

21：Fair is foul, and foul is fair. (Macbeth 1)美即是丑，丑即是美。——《麦克白》

22：i fear every lasting "typing" which finally brings me only"ok.=)"我害怕，害怕每次长时间的“正在输入”，换来的都是一句：哦。呵呵。

23：your desperation my desolation 你的忧伤像我的绝望那样漫长。

24：Frailty, thy name is woman! (Hamlet 2)脆弱啊，你的名字是女人!——《哈姆雷特》

25：miracles happen every day. 奇迹每天都在发生.

26：every day i miss you. it is a hard time for me to miss you but it is even harder not to do so. in such a contrary mood, i miss you deeply!在每个想念的日子，想你不容易，不想你更难，愿以一片难懂的心情，深深思念你!

27：do you understand the feeling of missing someone it is just like that you will spend a long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears.你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。

28：此情可待成追忆，只是当时已惘然 i can stay to recall, only then has disconsolate

29：don‘t try to hard,the best things come when you least expect them to.不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

30：i suddenly feel myself like a doll,acting all kinds of joys and sorrows.there are lots of shining siliery thread on my back,controlling all my action.我突然就觉得自己像个华丽的木偶,演尽了所有的悲欢离合,可是背上总是有无数闪亮的银色丝线,操纵 我的哪怕一举手一投足.

31：I would rather love someone I can`t have than have someone I can`t Love.我宁愿爱上一个我不能拥有的人，也不想拥有一个我无法爱上的人。

32：Ocurse of marriage, that we can call these delicate creatures ours, and not their appetites! (Othello 3)啊!婚姻的烦恼!我们可以把这些可爱的人儿据为己有，却无法掌控她们的各种欲望。——《奥赛罗》

33：in this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.每段爱情在走向终结时,倒带回去,一路上或花草鲜美，或落英缤纷，而最初总是倾心的。

34：you know my loneliness is only kept for you, my sweet songs are only sung for you.你可知我百年的孤寂只为你一人守侯，千夜的恋歌只为你一人而唱。

35：We hope that you enjoy this special day and your birthday grows happier by the minute!我们祝你欢庆这一天，愿你生日的快乐与分俱增!

36： Love to talk about a bit of a surprise to people to learn the total patient injury。谈一场恋爱，学会了忍耐，总有些意外，会让人受伤害。

37：without you, my life don't know how to describe.没有你，我的生活不知道该怎样去形容。

38：to the world you may be just one person. to the person you may be the world. 对于世界，你可能只是一个人，但对于某个人，你却是整个世界。

39：for lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.若要可爱的眼睛，要看到别人的好处。

40：all things come to those who wait. 苍天不负有心人

经典英语段子精选

1：you broke my heart into pieces. 你令我心都碎了。

2：i love you not because of who you are, but because of who i am when i am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

3：distancemakestheheartsgrowfonder.距离使两颗心靠得更近。

4：every day may not be good...but there's something good in every day. 并不是每一天都是好日子，但每一天一定会有些好事会发生。

5：you know my loneliness is only kept for you, my sweet songs are only sung for you.你可知我百年的孤寂只为你一人守侯，千夜的恋歌只为你一人而唱。

6：how many dream had, and never came into my heart.多少梦幻的曾经，也不曾走进莪的心。

7：O, what may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side! (Measure for Measure 2)唉!一个人外表可以装得像天使，但却可能把自己掩藏在内心深处!——《一报还一报》

8：my wishes are fools, they shout across thy song, my master. let me but listen. 神呀，我的那些愿望真是愚傻呀，它们杂在你的歌声中喧叫着呢。让我只是静听着吧。

9：who has the material to survive, people have a dream only talk about life. you have to understand life and life different animal survival, while others life.人有了物质才能生存，人有了梦想才谈得上生活。你要了解生存与生活的不同吗?动物生存，而人则生活。

10：it‘s ture that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it ,but it’s also ture that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives 的确只有当我们失去时才知道曾拥有的是什么，同样，只有当我们拥有了才知道曾经失去了什么。