爱听笑话(joke)是人的天性，在社交场合中随时插上几句笑话，可以使气氛轻松活泼(lively)，更容易赢得友谊。小编整理了简单的小学英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

简单的小学英语小笑话篇一

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。

Here is the situation, she said. A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.

她举了这么一个例子：有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。

His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?

他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他并不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么? 一个女生举手答道，是不是去取他的存款?

A girl raised her hand and asked, to draw out all of his savings?

一个女生举手答道，是不是去取他的存款?

简单的小学英语小笑话篇二

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.

维尔和比尔在争吵，谁的爸爸是更强壮的一个。

Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

维尔说：“你知道太平洋吗?那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”

Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"

比尔不屑地说：“那没什么。你知道死海吗? 那是我爸爸打死的。”

简单的小学英语小笑话篇三

Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. 丈夫打完高尔夫球回来，我们四岁的女儿莎拉在门口迎了上去。

Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?爸爸，谁赢了高尔夫球比赛，是你还是理查叔叔?

Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win, my husband hedged. We just play to have fun.我和理查叔叔打高尔夫球不是为赢，丈夫推诿说。我们打球只是为了好玩而已。

Undaunted, Sare said, Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?莎拉毫不气馁，又问：那么，爸爸，谁觉得更好玩呢?