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小学五年级英语小笑话：The Climate of New Zealand

新西兰的气候

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?

Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。

Teacher: Wrong.

老师：错了。

Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

马修：可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。

小学五年级英语小笑话：得收二十五美元

Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?

Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了

小学五年级英语小笑话：赚了一块两毛五

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。

Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。

Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。