骂人语,又叫粗话,是民间俚语的一种。下面是小编带来的幽默骂人的英文句子，欢迎阅读!

幽默骂人的英文句子精选

1.we two who and who?

咱俩谁跟谁阿

2.how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你?

3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you , too.

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!

5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

6.you me you me

彼此彼此

7.You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住!

8.know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之，不知为不知…

9.WATCH SISTER

表妹

10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞!

11.American Chinese not enough

美中不足

12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述

13.heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14.go past no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

15.小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16.If you want money,I have no;

if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

18.you have two down son。

你有两下子。

19.as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远!!!!

20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

幽默骂人的英文句子阅读

Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.

他肯定是趁救生员不备，跳进基因池。

A room temperature IQ.

IQ值简直和室温一样高。(室内夏天的最高温度才多少啊。。。。)

During evolution,his ancestors were in the control group.

进化时，他的祖先肯定是当权派。(要不是走后门，他怎么有机会进化成人? )

Has two brains;one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找去了。(没脑子了啊)

He's so dense,the light bends around his.

他太蠢了，光碰到他多要拐向走。

If he were any more stupid,he'd have to be watered twice a week.

如果他再笨点儿，就要一周给他浇两次水了。(把他当植物来看了。)

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge,but he just gargled.

人家畅饮智慧之泉，他只是拿来漱了漱口。(所以完全没喝过)

It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch "60 Minutes".

他要花一个半小时来观察一个小时。

He sets low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.

他给自己设定的标准很低，但每次还是达不到。

If you gave him a penny for his thoughts,you'd get change.

如果你用一分钱买他的想法，你还能拿到找零的。

he was ogling her.

(他在挑逗她。)

what a pervert!

(变态!)

ogle “眉目传情”。

变态”。

pervert “陷入歧途的人”、

what a dirty old man! it’s sexual harassment!

(性骚扰!)

what a nasty man!

nasty “下流的”、 “变态的”。

你我私下说说， 我可受不了他。

mr. jones seems somewhat strange.

(琼斯先生看上去有点怪。)

between you and me. i can’t stand him.

(你我私下说说， 我可受不了他。)

somewhat “有点”、 “有些”。

between you and me “你我私下说说”、 “你我之间的悄悄话”。stand “忍受”、 “忍耐”。

just between us, i really dislike him.

dislike “不喜欢”。

don’t tell anyone, but i can’t tolerate him.

(你别告诉任何人， 我可受不了他。)

tolerate “忍耐”、 “忍受”。

我很生他的气。

how do you like working with mr. smith?

(和史密斯先生一起工作， 感觉如何?)

i’m quite disgusted with him.

(我很生他的气。)

幽默骂人的英文句子学习

1. Playing with fire 找死

2. Pervert !变态、流氓

3. Brag ! 吹牛

4. Bullshit! 废话

5. Play dumb. 装傻

6. Shameless!无耻

7. Fighting one’s own.起内讧

8. Lucky bastard! 狗屎运

9. Crass.没风度

10. Wise up!别傻了

11. I am dead. 死定了

11. Don’t play innocent!别装蒜!

12. You are dreaming.你做梦!

13. Behave!安分点 !

14. You’re so lame!你真笨!

15. That’s rubbish!胡扯!

16. No need!免了吧!

17. Blood and gore.很恶心

18. Go to hell.去死吧!

19. Have some decency!正经点

20. Make up your mind!干脆点