佛教东渐,佛经故事随佛典汉译等途径流播中土,产生了大量具有中国特色的笑话。下面是小编带来的简短的英文笑话，欢迎阅读!

简短的英文笑话篇一

好消息和坏消息

A man gets a telephone call from a doctor. The doctor says: "About this medical test I did on you，I have some good news and some bad news.”

一个男人接到一了一位医生打来的电话。医生说:“是关于我给你做过的体检的事，有个好消息还有个坏消息。”

The man asks for the good news first:

那个男人先要听好消息:

"The good news is that you have 24 hours to live,” says the doctor.

“好消息就是你还能活24小时。”医生说。

The man, incredulously: "If that is the good news, then what is the bad news??"

那个男人觉得有些不可思议说:“如果那叫做好消息的话，那坏消息是什么呢?”

"I couldn’t reach you on the phone yesterday.”

“我昨天打电话找不到你。”

简短的英文笑话篇二

中奖

A man rushes into his house and yells to his w wife，"Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!”

一个男人冲进家门对他的妻子大声嚷:“玛莎，收拾你的行李，我刚刚底了加州彩券!”

Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"

玛莎问:“我是该带冬装还是夏装呢?”

The man responds，"I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!”

那个男人回答说:“我可不管，只要你能尽快地搬出这个房子!”

简短的英文笑话篇三

每个人都这样吗?

Lifeguard: "I’ve been watching you sir, and you’11 have to stop urinating in the pool.”

救生员:“我已经观察你很久了，先生，你不能往游泳池里小便。”

Man: "But everybody urinates in the pool.”

男人:“但每个人都在游泳池里小便呀。”

Lifeguard: "From the diving board? "

救生员:“从跳板_上吗?”

简短的英文笑话篇四

陆军与海军的较量

An Army guy and a Navy guy found themselves in a public restroom. As the Army guy was walking out, the Navy guy id，while washing his hands，"In the Navy，they teach us to wash our hands before leaving; the restroom.” Then the Army guy replied, "Well，in the Army，they teach us not to pee on our hands!”

一个陆军士兵和一个海军士兵在一个公共卫生间碰面，当陆军士兵从咀面走出来时，正在洗手的海军士兵说:“在海军，我们学到了上_完厕所后要洗手。”接着陆军士兵回答说:“在陆军，没有人教我们往手里撒尿!”

简短的英文笑话篇五

我会把您背下去

My 15一year一old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. "Don' t you feel well，Mom?” he asked with concern. "No, I don't,” I said.

我十五岁的儿子连跑带颠地跑回家里发现我躺在床上。“妈妈，您觉得不舒服吗?”他关心地问。“是的，我有点不舒服:”我说。

"Well, don't you worry about dinner," he reassured me "I'll carry you down to the stoves”

“那么，您别担心晚饭了:”他安慰我说:“我可以把你背到楼下的炉灶前去。”