笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、娱乐或讽刺。小编精心收集了关于短的英语小笑话大全，供大家欣赏学习!

关于短的英语小笑话篇1

The Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

完美儿子

A:我有一个很完美的儿子.

B:他抽烟吗?

A:不抽.

B:他喝威士忌酒吗?

A:不喝.

B:他会不会很晚回家?

A:不会.

B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了?

A:下个星期三就满6个月了.

关于短的英语小笑话篇2

Bedtime Prayers

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."

Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"

And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in

my geography exam!"

睡前祷告词

朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“祷告上帝，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”

妈妈打断她说：“朱莉叶，你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”

朱莉叶回答说：“因为我在地理考卷上是这么写的。”

关于短的英语小笑话篇3

A man went into a dangerous place, where there were nails and stones everywhere. So he took his shoes off, hung them up and walked all over the area. Then he got injured and began to bleed from his ankles and feet. So he had to go to the hospital for treatment, and the doctor said, "My God!Didn't you wear any shoes?" And the man said, "Yes, but I took them off." So the doctor said, "Are you crazy? Why didn't you wear your shoes?" And the patient said, "Are you crazy?

Look at my feet! If I had had my shoes on, what would have become of them?"

有一个人到一处很危险的地方，遍地都是钉子和石头，他却把鞋子脱掉，拿在手上，到处走来走去，结果受了伤，脚踝和脚底都流血，只好到医院去治疗。医生