在笑话的海洋中,有一束浪花颇为耀眼,这就是“关系笑话”,它是由误用事物间的某种关系而引起的。下面是小编带来的英语小笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

英语小笑话带翻译篇一

A Girl's Wish 小女孩的愿望

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

中文翻译

在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。

英语小笑话带翻译篇二

A Small Boy and a Donkey 小男孩与驴子

A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年，小伙子) . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.

So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.

中文翻译

一个小男孩牵着头驴子穿过部队营房。两名士兵想跟小家伙开个玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牵得这么紧干什么?

这样，他就不会去参军了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。

英语小笑话带翻译篇三

你认识他吗 Did You Know Him

At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?

Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.

在朋友家的一次宴会上，主人提起一位高中时的校友。一位客人问他读书期间，某位副校长是否也在职。

当然了，主人答道。他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗?

有点认识，客人回答。我妈妈上周六嫁给了他。

英语小笑话带翻译篇四

饥荒可能是你造成的 Fat Man and Thin Man

A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.

"From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."

"Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."

【中文翻译】

在旅馆大厅里，一个非常瘦的人遇到了一个非常胖的人。

胖子说：“看你的样子，可能有过饥荒。”

“是的，”瘦子回答说，“看你的样子，饥荒可能是你造成的。”

英语小笑话带翻译篇五

Its part of the game 我在扮演妈妈

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.

Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.

妈妈：玛丽，你为什么这样大喊大叫的? 为什么不能像艾迪那样安安静静的玩儿呢?你看艾迪一声儿都不出。

玛丽：妈妈，艾迪当然不会出声了，因为我们俩正在玩爸爸回家迟到的游戏呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。