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有关于对话版英语笑话篇1

模仿

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well，sit down and eat your tea，”said his mother. "Your stomach’s hurting because it’s empty. It'll be all right when you’ve got something in it.”

一个男孩放学回家时，觉得肚子痛。“来，坐下，吃点点心，”妈妈说，“你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。”

Shortly afterwards Dad came in from the office，complaining of a headache.

一会儿，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，说是头痛。

"That’s because it's empty，”said his bright son.“You’d be all right if you had something in it.”

“你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的，”他那聪明的儿子说，“里面装点东西，就会好的。”

有关于对话版英语笑话篇2

照相机

On our way to a wedding in Vermont，myhusband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and，hoping to purchase a cheap，disposable model.Sal asked the owner，“Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?”

在前往威蒙特参加一个婚礼的路上，我和丈夫意识到我们忘了带照相机。我们在一家百货商店门前停了下来，希望能够买到一种便宜的一次性照相机。萨尔问店主:“你们有那种用了就扔的照相机吗。”

"Look，fells，”replied the owner，“I don't care what you do with it after you buy it.”

“我说，小伙子，”店主回答说，“我可不管你买了之后怎么处理它。”

有关于对话版英语笑话篇3

热与冷

A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage，”he complained."The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.”

蒙特利尔自助餐厅的一位顾客拧开盟洗室的龙头，结果被水烫伤了。“这太可恶了，”他抱怨道，“标着C的龙头流出的是开水。”

“But，Monsieur，C stands for chaude-French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal.”

“可是，先生，C代表chaude—法语里代表‘热’。如果您居住在蒙特利尔的话就得知道这一点。”

"Wait a minute，”roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C.”

“等等，”那位顾客饱哮一声，“另外一个龙头同样标的是C。”

"Of course，”said the manager，“It stands for cold.After all，Montreal is a bilingual city.”

“当然，”经理说道:“它代表冷。毕竟，蒙特利尔是个双语城市。”