在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘记了放松自己。下面小编为大家带来外国英语风趣笑话四则，希望大家喜欢!

外国英语风趣笑话：一元钱

The teacher asked Tom:"Why did you come to school so late this morning?"

老师问汤姆:“今天早上你为什么迟到了?”

"Someone lost one dollar.”Answered Tom.

“有个人丢了一块钱。”汤姆回答说。

"Oh，now I know money ,”the teacher you helped him find said.

“噢，我知道了，你帮助他找钱了。”老师说。

"No,I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.

“我一直站在那一块钱上，直到所有的人都走了。”汤姆回答说。

外国英语风趣笑话：洗脸

Teacher: David，why don’t you wash your facie`? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?

老师:“戴维，你为什么不洗洗你的脸呢?我都看得出来你今天一早上吃的是什么。”

David: What was it?

戴维:“我吃什么了呢?”

Teacher: Eggs.

老师:“鸡蛋。”

David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.

戴维:“不对，老师，那是我昨天吃的。”

外国英语风趣笑话：伟大的科学家

Teacher; Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?

老师:“谁能告诉我有关十八世纪的伟大科学家的一些事情呢?

Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.

学生:“老师，我可以，他们都死了。”

外国英语风趣笑话：太快与太慢

A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police.

一个男人把车开到了每小时130英里的时速。警察把他拦了一下来。

“Sorry, officer.” Said the driver, “Was I driving too fast?”

“对不起，警官，”司机说，“我是不是开得太快了?”

“No, sir. You were flying too slow.”

“没有，先生，你只是飞得太慢了。”