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关于爆笑儿童英语笑话：Its part of the game 我在扮演妈妈

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.

妈妈：玛丽，你为什么这样大喊大叫的? 为什么不能像艾迪那样安安静静的玩儿呢?你看艾迪一声儿都不出。 玛丽：妈妈，艾迪当然不会出声了，因为我们俩正在玩爸爸回家迟到的游戏呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。

关于爆笑儿童英语笑话：How to Become Rich 如何致富

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。

姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。

弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。

关于爆笑儿童英语笑话：How to Become Rich 如何致富

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。

姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。

弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。

关于爆笑儿童英语笑话：what do I get 我能得到什么

Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?

Tommy: Quarters.

Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?

Tommy: Hamburger.

老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿?

汤米：四块。

老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢?

汤米：汉堡。

关于爆笑儿童英语笑话：I Didn't Notice It 我没有看到另外一块

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?

Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.

妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。现在就剩下一块了。你能解释一下吗?

约翰尼：嗯，我想是因为里面太黑我没看到另外那块。