笑一笑十年少。笑容是世界上最重要的东西，大家不要忘了哦。下面小编为大家带来几则笑话，希望能博君一笑。

后续出人意料

A:I want some envelopes,please.

B:Do you want the large size or the small size?

A:The large size,please.

Do you have any writing paper?

B:Yes,we do. I don't have any small pads.

I only have large ones.

Do you want a pad?

A:Yes,please.

And I want some glue

.B:A bottle of glue.

A:And I want a large box of chalk,too.

B:I only have small boxes.

Do want one?

A:No,thank you.

B:Is that all?

A:That's all,thank you.

B:What else do you want?

A:I want my change.

自我介绍

A:Tell me a little bit about yourself.

请介绍一下你自己.

B:My name is David and I live in Shanghai,I was born in 1980.My major was electrical engineering.

我叫David,住在上海,出身于1980年.我的专业是电子工程.

A:What kind of personality do you think you have?

你认为你有怎样的性格?

B:Well,I approach things very enthusiastically,I think,and I don't like to leave things half-done.I'm very organized and extremely capable.

嗯,我做事非常热心,我不喜欢把事情做一半.我非常有组织能力,也很能干.

A:What would you say are your weaknesses and strengths?

你的弱点和优点是什么?

B:Well,I'm afraid I'm a poor speaker,however I'm fully aware of this,so I've been studying how to speak in public.I suppose my strengths are I'm persistent and a fast-learner.

嗯,我不太擅长说话,我已经意识到这点,因此正在学习如何在公众场所说话.我想我的优点是很执着,而且学东西很快.

A:Do you have any licenses or certificates?

你有执照或资格证书吗?

B:I have a driver's license,and I am a CPA (Certified Public Accountant).

我有驾驶执照,我是注册会计师.

A:How do you relate to others?你和别人相处如何?

B:I'm very co-operative and have good teamwork spirit.

我能与人合作,富有团队精神