I took myself out on a date

and said I'm looking grand,

and when I got my courage up

I asked to hold my hand.

I took me to a restaurant

and then a movie show.

I put my arm around me

in the most secluded row.

I whispered sweetly in my ear

of happiness and bliss,

and then I almost slapped me

when I tried to steal a kiss.

Then afterwards I walked me home

and since I'm so polite

I thanked me for a perfect date

and wished myself goodnight.

There's just one little problem

and it kind of hurts my pride.

Myself would not invite me in

so now I'm locked outside!

1 secluded

adj.与世隔绝的;隐退的;偏僻的v.使隔开，使隐退( seclude的过去式和过去分词)参考例句：

Some people like to strip themselves naked while they have a swim in a secluded place. 一些人当他们在隐蔽的地方游泳时，喜欢把衣服脱光。 来自《简明英汉词典》

This charming cottage dates back to the 15th century and is as pretty as a picture, with its thatched roof and secluded garden. 这所美丽的村舍是15世纪时的建筑，有茅草房顶和宁静的花园，漂亮极了，简直和画上一样。 来自《简明英汉词典》

2 bliss

n.狂喜，福佑，天赐的福

参考例句：

It's sheer bliss to be able to spend the day in bed.整天都可以躺在床上真是幸福。

He's in bliss that he's won the Nobel Prize.他非常高兴，因为获得了诺贝尔奖金。

3 slapped

v.掌击，拍打( slap的过去式和过去分词 );制止;镇压;(尤指生气地)啪的一声放下

参考例句：

She slapped his face hard. 她狠狠给了他一个耳光。

They slapped the workers who had gone on strike. 他们对参加罢工的工人大加镇压。 来自《简明英汉词典》