冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象，越来越受到大家的关注，尤其在网络、杂志、微博、电影上十分盛行。小编整理了经典英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

经典英语笑话篇一

作文

Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket".After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home.

老师给学生出了个作文题:“一场板球赛”。两分钟后，西蒙·斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了。

His essay read:"Rain stopped play."

他在作文上写道:“下雨，比赛中止。”

cricket

n.[U][体]板球;蟋蟀

经典英语笑话篇二

我很高兴

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now，children，"said she，"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"

学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说:“她们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”

"Please，teacher:said a small boy，:I’ve made someone glad yesterday."

“我，老师，”一个小男孩说:“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”

"Well done. Who was that”

“做得好。是谁呢?”

"My granny."

“我奶奶。”

"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”

"Please，teacher，I went to see her yesterday，and stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her，‘Granny, I’m going home’，and she said，‘Well，I'm glad!’”

“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿待了三个小时。然后我跟她说:‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说:‘啊，我很高兴!’”

经典英语笑话篇三

右腿

Proctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?

学监(非常生气):现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔进这蛙池里，浑身湿透?那么你在这不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?

Sophomore(meekly):The right leg，sir.

二年级学生(恭顺地):右腿，先生。