幽默故事，能让你在信手翻启间开怀一笑，得到身心的彻底放松、心绪的怦然萌动、情感的欣然释放。下面小编为大家带来五则趣味幽默的英语故事，欢迎大家阅读!

幽默趣味英语故事：外出就餐

When the bill arrives ,Mark, Chris ,Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20,even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill , out come the pocket calculators.

买单的时候，阿麦，阿克、阿力和阿汤每人都甩出20块钱，虽然其实一共只吃了32块50没人有更小的票子了，也没人愿意承认他们其实想把票子破开。女人买单时，每人掏出个计算器。

幽默趣味英语故事：钱

A man will pay$2 for a$1 item he needs.A woman will pay$1 for a$2 item that she doesn't need,but it's on sale.

用得着的东西，要是值1块钱却卖2块，男人也会买;用不着的东西，要是值2块钱但只卖1块，女人也会买。

幽默趣味英语故事：浴室

A man has five items in his bathroom; a toothbrush,shaving cream,razor,a bar of soap,and a towsl from the Marriott.The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

男人浴室里五件宝：牙刷，刮胡膏，剃须刀，一块肥皂，一块毛巾。一般的女人浴室里平均有337样东西，其中的大多数，男人不知道那是干哈用的。

幽默趣味英语故事：争论

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.

任何争论都是由女人来说最后一句话。男人在此之后说的任话……都是开始新的争吵。

幽默趣味英语故事：猫

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

女人喜欢猫。男人说他们也喜欢，但当女人看不到时，男人踢猫。