凡对于以真话为笑话的，以笑话为真话的，以笑话为笑话的，只有一个方法：就是不说话。小编精心收集了有关经典英语笑话带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!

有关经典英语笑话带翻译：I've Just Bitten My Tongue

"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

"Because I've just bitten my tongue! "

我刚咬破自己的舌头

“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

“是的，宝贝”，她回答说，“你问这个干什么?”

“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

有关经典英语笑话带翻译：Coffee Problem

A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have astabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .

"Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.

咖啡问题

一位男子来到医生的办公室。“医生，每次我喝咖啡，我的右眼都有刺痛感。您说我该怎么办?”他问道。

“把勺子从咖啡杯里拿出来。”医生回答说。

有关经典英语笑话带翻译：耍花招 Playing A Trick

A man handed a pair of slacks to the department-store clerk. "I'd like these altered, please," he said. The clerk asked for the sales receipt, but after searching his pockets, the man replied he had lost it. The clerk informed him that it was store policy to do free alterations without a receipt.

"Okay, then, " the man said, "I'd I like to return the slacks. clerk processed the return and gave him cash equaling the cost of the slacks.

The man pushed the money back across the counter. "Now I want to buy the slacks, " he said. The clerk rang up the sale, bagged the slacks and handed them to him with a receipt.

Triumphantly, he put the slacks and the receipt on the counter. "I'd like to have these altered, please."

花招

一位男子把一条宽松裤递给百货商店职员。“我想换一条。”他说。店员向他要售货收据。这位男子翻遍了他的口袋，最后只得说收据丢了。店员告诉他说没有收据不准随意更换，这是商店的规章。

“那好吧，”这位男子说，“我要把这条裤子退掉。”店员按程序办理了退货手续并把等于裤子价格的现金给了他。

这位男子把钱从柜台上推回去。“现在我还要这条裤子，”他说。店员用收银机收下了钱，把那条裤子装进包里，并把它们连同收据递给了他。

这男子终于以胜利者的姿态把裤子和收据放在柜台上，说：“我要把这条裤子换了。”