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大学一分钟英语小笑话：Knife and Drum.

Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.

Pa: Why not?

Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.

刀和鼓。

妈：他爸，我怎么觉得咱们的邻居非常不喜欢咱们圣诞节时给约翰尼买的新鼓呢。

爸：为什么?

妈：他们给了他一把小刀，并问他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么样的。

大学一分钟英语小笑话：You should've known it

"I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!" shouted the woman to herhusband!

The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marryme!"

你早该知道

“如果早知道你有这么蠢我决不会嫁给你!”一个女人对她的丈夫喊道。

“早在我向你求婚的时候你就应该知道了。”丈夫回答道。

大学一分钟英语小笑话：Washington DC

A teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's

capital?"

The reply was, "Washington DC"

On being asked what the "DC" stood for, the pupil added,

"Dot com!"

华盛顿DC

老师问一个学生：“美国首都是哪儿?” “华盛顿DC”，学生答道。老师又问DC代表什么，学生说：“点com。”

大学一分钟英语小笑话：I'm a Letter-carrier

A doctor told his patient there was nothing really the matter with him. " All you requir is moreoutdoor life; walk two or three miles regularly everyday; by the way, what's your business? "

" I'm a letter-carrier." the patient answered.

我是邮递员

医生告诉他的病人说他没有什么毛病。“你现在需要的就是更多的 户外生活;天天坚持走二三里路;顺便问一下，你是干什么工作的?”

“我是邮递员。”病人回答。