If only

A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road .

A woman is driving down the same road .

As they pass ench other ,

the woman leans out of the window and yells"PI!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way ,

and as the man ronds the next corner ,

he crashes into a pig in the middle of road .

If only men would listen.

倘若

有个男人驾着车沿着一条又陡峭又窄小的山路往上开。

有个女人沿着同一条路往下开着车。

当他们彼此错车时，

这个女人斜靠着车窗向外太喊：“猪!”

这个男人立刻也斜靠着他的车窗向外大声响应：“臭女人.!”

他们各自继续开车上路，

当这个男人绕到下一个转弯处的时候，

他竞撞上了在路中央的一只猪。

倘若男人会听话就没事了。