民间笑话故事像神话小说等民间文学一样，是广大劳动人民在长期的生产劳动和与自然界作斗争的过程中，以口头形式创作和传承的文学体裁。本文是关于2年级英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助!

关于2年级英语笑话：为什么没有牡蛎

Why no oyster?

Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew.

Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, would you?

注：angel food cake(天使蛋糕)指的是一种用面粉、蛋白等做成的去脂圆蛋糕。

关于2年级英语笑话：我带了面罩

I was wearing a mask

In a courtroom, a purse snatcher is on trial and the victim is stating what happened.

She says: “Yes, that is him. I saw him clear as day. I’d remember his face anywhere.”

At which point, the defendant bursts out, “You couldn’t see my face, lady. I was wearing a mask!”

关于2年级英语笑话：钓鱼Awful day fishing

Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.

He told the fish salesman, “Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?”

“Why do you want me to throw them at you?”

“Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them.”

“Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange trout.”

“Why’s that?”

“Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange trout. That’s what she’d like for supper.”

关于2年级英语笑话：你擦鞋了吗Did you wipe your feet?

A young man went to a job interview.

“If you’re going to work here young man,” said the boss, “the number two thing you must learn is that we are very keen on cleanliness in this firm.”

“Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?”

“Oh, yes, sir,” responded the young man.

“And the number one thing we are very keen on is truthfulness. There is no mat,” said the boss.

关于2年级英语笑话：谎报年龄

Younger than the truth

While my friend Emily was visiting her mother, they went for a walk and bumped into an old family acquaintance. "Is this your daughter?" the woman asked. "Oh, I remember her when she was this high. How old is she now?"

Without pausing, Emily's mother said, "Twenty-four." Emily, 35, nearly fainted on the spot.

After everyone had said their good-byes, Emily asked her mother why she'd told such a whopper.

"Well," she replied, "I've been lying about my age for so long, it suddenly dawned on me that I'd have to start lying about yours too."