笑点是一个意想不到或是与现实完全相反的情节,也是一个笑话最重要的部分。下面是小编整理的小学一年级英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

小学一年级英语笑话篇一

It's His Fault

Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.

Last Saturday their mother said to them, I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden and be good.

Yes, Mummy, the two boys answered, and they went out.

They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen. Mummy, he said, Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allen's house. Mrs. Allen was one of their neighbors.

He's a bad boy, his mother said. How did he break it?

I threw a stone at him, Billy answered, and he quickly moved down.

是他的错

比利和波比都是小男孩。他们是兄弟，两人经常打架。

上个星期六，他们的妈妈对他们说，我现在要做午饭了。去，到花园去玩吧，别淘气。

是，妈妈，两个男孩回答，然后他们就出去了。

他们在花园里玩了半个小时，然后比利跑进了厨房。妈妈，他说，波比打碎了艾伦太太家的窗玻璃。艾伦太太是他们的邻居。

他是个坏孩子，他的妈妈说，他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?

我朝他扔了一块石子，比利回答道，他赶紧蹲下。

小学一年级英语笑话篇二

I've Just Bitten My Tongue

"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

Notes:

(1) poisonous adj.有毒的

(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。

我刚咬破自己的舌头

“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么?”

“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

小学一年级英语笑话篇三

How much English can you speak?

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to

be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his

way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

"法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。

而且，他只会说几个英语单词。"

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