笑话可能只是文字游戏,但有时它在人们解决生活中的困惑时起着重要作用。小编整理了简短的英语笑话含中文翻译，欢迎阅读!

简短的英语笑话含中文翻译：开车

Father：“Uh，oh，I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.”

父亲：“哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。”

Susie：“That' s okay，Dad，the policeman behind you just did the same thing.”

苏茜：“没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。”

简短的英语笑话含中文翻译：签字

Where the Declaration of Independence was signed?

《独立宣言》是在哪儿签字的?

Teacher：“Who knows where the Declaration of In dependence was signed?”

老师：“谁知道《独立宣言》在哪儿签字的?”

Student：“I know，I know.At the bottom of the page.”

学生：“我知道，我知道。是在那页纸的底部。”

简短的英语笑话含中文翻译：无需回答

Teacher：“I have two questions，it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question.How much hair do you have?”

老师：“我有两个题目，你若能答出第一题就不需答第二题。你有多少根头发?”

Student ：“A hundred and twenty millions.”

学生：“1.2亿根。”

Teacher：“How do you know it?”

老师：“你怎么知道?”

Student：“It is not necessary to answer the second question.”

学生：“第二题不需回答。”

简短的英语笑话含中文翻译：一场特殊的足球比赛

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观