笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。小编整理了短小简单的小学英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

短小简单的小学英语小笑话篇一

Mr. White was watching TV when his eight一year一old son came into the room. He cried，"Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face.” Hearing that, Mr. White became very angry. And then he suddenly boxed his own ears heavily and said，"You beat my son and I dare to beat yours.”

怀特先生在房间里看电视，他八岁的儿子走进来哭着说:“爸爸，刚才爷爷打了我一耳光。”怀特先生听了非常生气。突然，他重重地扇了自己一耳光，说:“你打我儿子，我也敢打你儿子。”

短小简单的小学英语小笑话篇二

Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.

麦克:一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时，她非常尴尬。

Mary: Why was that?

玛丽:为什么会那样呢?

Mike: She wasn't wearing one.

麦克:她根本就没有带面具。

短小简单的小学英语小笑话篇三

Mother; Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?

妈妈:约翰尼，你今天放学以后为什么被留下了?

Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I fumed in a blank sheet of paper.

约翰尼:老师叫我们写一篇题为“徽惰的结果”的作文，我交了一张白卷。

短小简单的小学英语小笑话篇四

Little George was his dad asked him why.

一天乔治哭了，他爸爸问他怎么了。

“I’ve lost 5 pence,” sobbed George.

“我丢了五便士。”乔治哭着说。

"Never mind，” said his dad kindly, "Here's another S pence for you.”

“没关系。”爸爸和蔼地说。“我再给你五便士。”

At which George howled louder that ever.

但乔治哭得比以前更响了。

"Now what is it?" asked his dad.

“这是怎么了?”爸爸问。

"I wish I' d said I' d lost 10 pence!”

“我后悔刚才没说丢了十便士。”