英语笑话幽默话语分析的理论不断推陈出新,但是对于把英语作为外语学习的中国读者而言,文化因素在解读幽默的过程中扮演着更加重要的角色。下面是小编带来的英语版小笑话，欢迎阅读!

英语版小笑话篇一

More Intelligent in Dreams 梦中更聪明

When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I've forgotten it . What can that mean?"

"It means that you are more intelligent in dreams than when you are awake," the teacher explained.

一名学生在班上没有做出老师的教学题，他感到很遗憾，对老师解释说：“我记得昨天夜里做梦对这道题解对了，但现在一时想不起来了。这说明什么?”

“这说明你做梦的时候比你醒着的时候更聪明”。老师解释说。

英语版小笑话篇二

Prepare Yourself 自己做好准备

A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom -flunked(不及格，失败) all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."

Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."

校园里流传着这样的故事：一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：“妈妈，我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。”

两天以后，他收到了回电：“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧!”

英语版小笑话篇三

The lowest grade 最低分

"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."

"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."

学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”

老师：“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了!”

英语版小笑话篇四

Brotherly love 兄弟般的关爱

Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating?

Cassandra: Brotherly love?

老师：Cassandra，如果我看见有人在殴打一头驴，我制止了他，我显示出了什么美德?

Cassabdra：兄弟般的关爱?

英语版小笑话篇五

Two Attorneys 两个律师

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!"

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

两个律师走进一个餐厅，要了两杯饮料，从包中拿出三明治开始吃起来。餐厅老板走过来警告说，“你们不能在这里吃自己的三明治。”

两个律师对