近些年,冷笑话作为一种特殊的幽默方式在互联网、电视节目、书籍杂志上广泛流传。小编整理了简短的英文笑话，欢迎阅读!

简短的英文笑话篇一

异奇!

My first waitressing job was in a coffee shop. We featured a lunch special called "Tuna Salad Surprise"，a tuna sandwich served with soup and chips. When our sandwich maker didn't show up for work one hectic Saturday，we had to prepare our own sandwiches.

我做招待工作始于咖啡店。我们有道午餐特餐叫“金枪鱼沙拉异奇”。这个套餐实际上就是把金枪鱼三明治、汤、薯条技在一起吃.一个例霉竹星期六，我们那做特餐三明治的

厨师没来上班，我们只好自己准备三明治。

A man sat down and ordered the special. I raced to the sandwich board，prepared the order，poured his coffee and rushed to the next customer. Later，as I delivered his check,he noted politely that he had never. eaten a potato-salad sandwich before. Horrified at my mistake，I asked，”Why didn't you tell me it was potato salad instead of tuna?"

一位男食客坐下来，要了这道特餐。我跑到了三明治拒台，替他准备好了套餐，又给他倒了一杯咖啡，就开始招待下一位食容。不久，我把帐单递给了要特餐的食客.他很礼

貌地说，他从没吃过土豆沙拉三明治。这时我才意识到我把三明治弄错了，我真有点害怕了。我问他:“你为什么不早告诉我特餐是土豆沙拉而不是金枪鱼沙拉呢?”

"I thought that was the surprise.”

“我还以为那就是所谓的异奇呢.

简短的英文笑话篇二

“走不动了”

Out-of-state friends of ours recently inherited several pieces of real estate which, unfortunately, are producing more taxes than income. When my wife invited thenn for a visit，back carne the response:"You know we'd love it. But right now we're just too property-stricken to go anywhere."

我们外州的朋友最近继承了几块地产。不幸的是几块地产给他们的不是收入，而是税款。我妻子邀请他们来玩的时候，他们说:“你知道我们是很乐意去的。但是，我们现在让对产压得哪儿也去不了了。”

简短的英文笑话篇三

把他送走!

The children begged for a hamster, and after the usual fervent vows that they alone would care for it，they got one. They named it Danny. Two months later, when found herself responsible for cleaning and feediag the creature,she located a prospective new home for it. The children took the news of them remarked,"He's been around here a long time_we'll miss him."

我的孩子们都想要一只仓鼠。在他们发出了坚定的誓言—自己照顾那个动物之后，他们真的得到了一只。他们给它取了名字叫“丹尼”。两个月后，妈妈终于意识到实际上清洗和喂养这只动物的事全是由她一人承当着。因此，她为那只仓鼠找了个新家。孩于们对“丹尼”的离开并没做出什么反应。只有其中的一个说了句:“他和我们在一起已有很长一段时间了—我们会想他的。”

"Yes,"Mom replied."But he's too much work for one person,and since I'm that one person,I say he goes."

“是呀，”妈妈说，“但是，由一个人来照顾他也实在是够累的。既然我就是那个人，我说送他走.”

Another child offered,"Well,maybe if he wouldn't eat so much and wouldn't be so messy,we could keep him."

另一个孩于说:“如果他吃的不那么多，他不那么脏乱，也许我们还能把他留下。”

But Mom was firm."It's time to take Danny to his new home now,"she insisted."Go and get his cage."

但是妈妈很坚决:“现在该给丹尼找个新家了，”妈妈一点儿也不肯让步。“去把他的笼子拿来。”

With one voice and in tearful outrage the children shouted,"Danny? We thought you said Daddy!"

这时孩子们异口同声地喊了起来:“丹尼?我们还以为是送爹爹走呢!”