多读笑话对调节身心有一定好处。笑一笑,十年少嘛。小编精心收集了有关超短的英文笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

有关超短的英文笑话篇1

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?

A coin!

硬币。

有关超短的英文笑话篇2

What has one eye but cannot see?

什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?

A needle.

针。

有关超短的英文笑话篇3

What dog can jump higher than a building?

什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。

有关超短的英文笑话篇4

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!

史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!

布朗夫人：没有用的,我的小狗不认识字.”

有关超短的英文笑话篇5

-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

-- Well, bring me the winner then.

服务员, 这个龙虾只有一只爪.

-- 对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了.

-- 哦, 那给我那个打赢的吧.