国外经典幽默故事四则

发布时间:2016-11-10 10:50

笑话是一种增强快乐的文化,常常以篇幅短小,故事情节简单,文笔巧妙的形式出现,给人以出乎意料,并且取得笑意的艺术效果的文化。在忙碌的生活,我们也需要偶尔的放松一下自己。下面小编为大家带来国外经典幽默故事四则,希望大家喜欢!

国外经典幽默故事:今天下午你准备用割草机吗

Are you using your mower this afternoon?

今天下午你准备用割草机吗?

Mr. Johnson:Are you using your mower this afternoon?

约翰逊先生:今天下午你准备用割草机吗?

Mr. Smith.Yes.

史密斯先生:是的。

Mr. Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it ?

约翰逊先生:太好了。既然您不用网球拍,那我可以借用一下吗?

国外经典幽默故事:班和笨驴

Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.

格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知:“劳里教授今天的课程取消。"

A student,after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".

一个学生读了通知后,擦掉了字母"C"(lass:姑娘)。

Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke,rubbed out the "l"

后来劳里教授来了,也想开开玩笑,他擦掉了字母“I ”( ass:笨驴)。

国外经典幽默故事:买东西和说闲话

A little girl was lost, so she went up to a policeman and said, "l've lost my moml" The cop said,"What's she like?" The little girl replied,"Shopping and gossiping!”

有一个小女孩走丢了,于是她走到一个警察跟前说:“我妈妈不见了!”这个警察说:“她什么样子?”小女孩回答:“买东西和说闲话!”

国外经典幽默故事:所有的烟卷都会点着的

Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.‘I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday .’‘Don't worry ,dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later .’He said with a smile.

玛丽非常讨厌丈夫吸烟,一天她对丈夫抱怨说:“我希望有一天所有卷烟厂都失火。”“不用担心,亲爱的,所有的烟卷迟早都会点着的。”他笑着说

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