冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象，越来越受到大家的关注，尤其在网络、杂志、微博、电影上十分盛行。小编整理了笑死人的英文小笑话，欢迎阅读!

笑死人的英文小笑话篇一

My 15一year一old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. "Don' t you feel well，Mom?” he asked with concern. "No, I don't,” I said.

我十五岁的儿子连跑带颠地跑回家里发现我躺在床上。“妈妈，您觉得不舒服吗?”他关心地问。“是的，我有点不舒服:”我说。

"Well, don't you worry about dinner," he reassured me "I'll carry you down to the stoves”

“那么，您别担心晚饭了:”他安慰我说:“我可以把你背到楼下的炉灶前去。”

笑死人的英文小笑话篇二

Teacher: Johnny .why are you late for school every morning?

老师:约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

Johnny; Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says，’School一Go Slow.’

约翰尼:每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着“学校—缓行”。

笑死人的英文小笑话篇三

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

老师:马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?

Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

马修:先生，那里的天气很冷。

Teacher: Wrong.

老师:错了。

Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

马修:可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。

笑死人的英文小笑话篇四

A keen young teacher wanted to intro- duce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水，吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家听完音乐会后上汽车回家的时候，她问小萨莉:“你今天玩得好吗?”

"Oh, yes，miss!” said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is.”

“噢，好极了，小姐。”萨莉说，“除了音乐其它都很好。”