关于幽默英语小故事阅读

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关于幽默英语小故事:Having the money

拿到钱

Boy: Can I buy you a drink?

男孩:我可以给你买杯饮料吗?

Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.

女孩:你不如直接把钱给我得了。

关于幽默英语小故事:Cough

咳嗽

Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today.

医生:听上去你咳嗽今天好多了。

Patient: It should. I've been practicing all night.

病人:应该如此。我昨晚练习了一整夜。

关于幽默英语小故事:At the Lesson of Geography

在地理课上

A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?”

老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方,说:“约翰,这是什么呀?”

John got up and said: “Your forefinger.”

约翰站起身来,说:“是你的食指。”

关于幽默英语小故事:A Secret

一个秘密

A: “This matter I just tell you one person, you must the secret for me."

甲:”这件事我只告诉你一人,请你千万为我保密。"

B: “Trust, not only I want secret for you, I will tell everybody to be secret for you."

乙:”放心,不但我要为你保密,我还要告诉大家都来为你保密。”

关于幽默英语小故事:He Won

他赢了

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。

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