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英语小笑话带中文翻译篇1

哦，你做的真好

Moe, Larry, and Curly were wandering in the Arabian desert when they were captured by a bandof ferocious Bedouin.

莫伊。赖利和卷毛三个傻瓜走在阿拉伯沙漠中时，一群残暴的贝都因人把他们抓了起来。

"By the code of the desert you miserable infidels must be destroyed," declared their savageleader. "Set up the guillotine !"

“依据我们沙漠的规定，你们这些可怜的异教徒必须被处死，”野蛮的首领说道。“把断头台架设好。”

Moe was the first to be ordered to the death instrument.

莫伊首先被命令上断头台。

The blade descended but, amazingly, stopped just short of his neck.

但令人惊讶的是，刀具落下时在接近脖子地方就停止不动了。

"It's a miracle! " declared the Arab. "Release him!"

“这是个奇迹!”这位阿拉伯人说道。“把他放走!”

Next, Larry placed his head under the huge, razor-sharp blade. But once again it stoppedshort of his neck.

接着赖利把头放在像剃刀刀片一样锐利的大刀之下，但又一次刀子在接近他的颈部地方停了下来。

"By Allah, another miracle!" affirmed the sheik once more. "Release him! "

“奉阿拉真主之命，又是另一个奇迹!”酋长又一次宣布。“放了他!”

Finally, Curly was led to the ominous device. Looking closely he noticed a splinter of woodblocking the path of the blade.

最后卷毛被带到那不吉利的断头台上，仔细察看后，他发现一块小木片挡住了刀锋的去路。

"Well, no wonder it's not working," he announced.

“难怪它没反应，”他大声说道。

"Here's your problem right here."

“你们的问题就在这里”

英语小笑话带中文翻译篇2

Look at My Socks

瞧瞧我的袜子

"Say, that's an interesting pair of socks you've , Charlie, one green and one red. "

“嘿，查理，你穿的这双袜子真有趣，一只绿色一只红色。”

"Yeah, and I've got another pair just like it at home."

“是吗，我家里还有一双同样的袜子呢。”

英语小笑话带中文翻译篇3

许个愿吧!

Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a womanbeating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread.

每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都会经过一户人家，他总是看见一个女人用一条面包打她儿子的头部。

But on this particular day, he noticed that she was hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.

但今天却比较特别，他发现她正用一块巧克力蛋糕打他的头。

Unable to restrain his curiosity, he rang the doorbell and the woman answered.

他忍不住好奇，便按了那户人家的门铃。女人听了铃声，出来开门。

"Madam, I couldn't help but notice that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread. . . "

“这位太太，每天经过这里我都忍不住会注意到你用一条面包打你儿子……”

"That's true ."

"那倒是不假……"

"And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.

"可是今天我却看见你用一块巧克力蛋糕打他。"

“Well, today's his birthday. ”

“今天是他生日嘛。”