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关于两人对话版英语笑话篇1

Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

鱼网

你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。

把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。

关于两人对话版英语笑话篇2

George comes from school on the first of September.

George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。

关于两人对话版英语笑话篇3

In the Eden,Adam told the God:”I’m lonely,I need a company.”

“Ok,”said the God,”I will give U a perfect woman,beautiful smart and gentle.She will cook clean and do everything for U,without any complaint and question.”

“Sounds good,”Adam said,”But,to make such a good lady,WHAT is the cost?”

“One arm and One leg.”

“OH,expensive!”after thought for a while,Adam asked:”How about just one RIB?”

在天堂里,亚当对上帝说:”我太寂寞了,我须要一个人陪我.”

“好的”,上帝答到.”我将要给你一个完美的女人,美丽,聪明而且温柔,她将毫无怨言地为你烧饭,为你做一切事情.”

“那太好了.” 亚当说道.”但是,要做出这么一个完美的女士,我须要付出什么呢?”

“一只手和一条腿.”

“噢,那代价太大了!”想了一会,亚当接着问:” 一根肋骨怎么样?”

关于两人对话版英语笑话篇4

兔宝宝：妈咪，我是从哪儿来的呢?

Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

兔妈妈：等你长大点再告诉你。

Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.

兔宝宝：噢妈咪，现在就告诉我吧，求您了。

Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.

兔妈妈：如果你一定要知道，那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。

关于两人对话版英语笑话篇5

“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

我帮来购物的女士包好东西后，问道：“是付现金、支票还是记账呢?” 当她找钱包的时候，我注意到她的包包里竟放着一个电视遥控器。

“Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.

我问：“你一直都随身带电视遥控器的吗?”

“No,” she replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him.”

她回答说：“不是啦。但我老公不乐意跟我一起来购物，所以我决定拿走他的遥控器来惩罚他。”

关于两人对话版英语笑话篇6

Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老师：彼得!你说说，世界上什么最大? Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… Teacher: What?Eyelids? 老师：什么?眼皮? Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world. 彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。

关于两人对话版英语笑话篇7

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?

Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost(路牌，路标) says, 'School -- Go Slow'

老师：约翰，为什么你每天早上都迟到呢?

约翰：每次我走到街角的时候，都有一块路牌写着：“学校-小心慢行”