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关于英语笑话段子：Horse Riding

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

关于英语笑话段子：Kill A Mouse

The little boy walks into his father's bedroom and catches him putting on a condom.

He says, "What are you doing, Pop? The father stutters "I'm going to kill a mouse, son."

The kid says, "What are you going to do, fuck him to death?"

关于英语笑话段子：Funny Joke

Elisa:How do you make a tissue dance

Bob:How?

Elisa:put a little boogie in it!

关于英语笑话段子：Baby name

When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news.

One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby.

"Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it... If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.

关于英语笑话段子：Advice from Children

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

Never hold a cat when someone is about to vaccuum.

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.