近年来,冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象在网络、杂志上十分盛行。若要推论现行冷笑话的来源,或已无从考证。小编整理了关于简短的搞笑英文笑话，欢迎阅读!

关于简短的搞笑英文笑话篇一

one day a boy came to his teacher and said: teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast(烘烤) pig.

一天有个男孩去对他老师说：老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。

i certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.

当然啰，老师说，去告诉你父亲，多谢他想着我。

days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.

好几天过去了，再没提起烤猪肉的事儿。

finally the teacher said to the boy: i thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.

最后老师对男孩说：我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉来呢。

yes, said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.

是啊，孩子说，他是这么想的，可后来猪又没病了。

关于简短的搞笑英文笑话篇二

the notorious(声名狼藉的) cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. he said. ′come up to 5m and ring the doorbell with your elbow. when the door open. push with your foot.′

一个出了名的吝啬鬼在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”

′why use my elbow and foot?′

“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”

′well. gosh,′ was the reply. ′you're not coming empty-hangded, are you?′

“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答。

关于简短的搞笑英文笑话篇三

a father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, "who is the most obedient(顺从的) , never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?" he inquired.

一位有五个孩子的父亲带着一件玩具回到家里，把孩子们召集起来问这件礼物该给谁。“谁最听话，从不和妈妈顶嘴，让干什么就干什么?”他问道。

there was silence, and then a chorus(合唱，齐声) of voices: "you play with it, daddy!"

大家都不吭声。过了一会儿，孩子们异口同声地说：“爸爸，您玩吧。”