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关于简短英语小笑话带翻译篇一

part-time job

when my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. he came home all smiles.

"how was your first day?" i asked.

"it was great, dad," he replied. "i got to talk to some good-looking girls."

since stephen is not very talkative, i asked, "what did you say to them?"

"do you prefer paper or plastic?"

业余工作

我儿子在一所中学读二年级时，在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品的业余工作。他满面笑容地回到了家。

“第一天感觉如何?”我问。

“好极了，爸爸。”他答道，“我跟许多漂亮的女孩子讲了话。”

由于斯蒂芬不善言谈，我问道：“你跟他们说了些什么?”

“你是喜欢纸包装还是塑料包装?”

关于简短英语小笑话带翻译篇二

flunking math

my son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at ball state university in muncie, ind., called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student.

"mom," he said excitely, "i have found the answer to surviving college! it isn't the grades that are so important, but the quality of what is learned and how it is applied to daily life. i'm lucky to be having these wonderful experiences!"

"and just what does this mean?" i asked.

"i'm flunking math," he replied.

数学没及格

我儿子是印第安那市曼西尔波州立大学的学生，大学一年级就上了系主任的名单。第二年他学心理学，刚几个星期他就给家里打了个电话。

“妈妈，”他激动地说：“我找到了如何在大学里生存下去的答案!重要的不是分数，而是具备将学到的知识应用于日常生活的素质。我很幸运地有了这种奇妙的经历。”

“你到底是什么意思?”我问道。

“我数学没及格。”他回答说。

关于简短英语小笑话带翻译篇三

"i can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at california state university in los angeles. "when i say, 'good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'good afternoon." but the graduate students just write it down."

区 别

“研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’，本科生们回答说‘下午好’。研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。”