笑话，是流传于民间的，就当今社会，每天都有很多笑话出现。小编分享经典爆笑英文笑话带翻译，希望可以帮助大家!

经典爆笑英文笑话带翻译：有风度还是有礼貌

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. 一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。

The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. 瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。

But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。

经典爆笑英文笑话带翻译：赚了一块两毛五

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。

Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。

Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。

经典爆笑英文笑话带翻译：蘑菇与毒蕈

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?

Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。

经典爆笑英文笑话带翻译：小心有狗

As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner. "Yep, that's him," came the reply. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!"

一名陌生人走进一家乡间小商店，看到玻璃门上帖着的一个告示牌上写着，“危险! 小心有狗!” 进去后，他看到一条样子一点都不凶的老狗趴在收款机旁边的地板上睡觉。 “这就是大伙都得留神的那只狗啊?” 陌生人问店主。“是，就是他”，店主回答。 听到这个回答， 陌生人觉得很好笑。“我觉得那条狗一点都不可怕。 你帖那个告示做什么?” “因为，” 店主解释说，“在我帖告示之前， 大伙老被他绊倒。”