但两个人相遇，接下来的不是故事就是事故。下面是小编带来的QQQQQ，欢迎阅读!

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(一)

“I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

“Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

“Yes，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”

“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。

(二)

Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example?

John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.

老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子?

约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。

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The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?”

“我来试试看，”一位老太太说。

“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”

(二)

The vixen and the lioness

One morning when a vixen was taking her babies out of the lair, she saw a lioness and her cub.

"Why do you have only one child, dear dame?" asked the vixen.

"Look at my healthy and numerous children here, and imagine, if you are able, how a proud mother should feel."

The lioness said calmly, "Yes, just look at that beautiful collection. What are they? Foxes! I've only one, but remember, that one is a lion."

雌狐与母狮

●一天清早，雌狐狸带着她的孩子走出巢穴，看见了母狮子和她的孩子。

●“为什么你只有一个孩子，夫人?”雌狐狸问，“看我这群健康的孩子，如果有能力，一个骄傲的妈妈应该多养一些孩子。”

●母狮平静地说：“是呀，看看这漂亮的一大群，他们都是狐狸!我只有一个，可他毕竟是一头狮子。”

寓意: 贵重的价值在于质，而不在于量。

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(一)

The fox without a tail

A fox’s tail was caught in a trap. When he was trying to release himself, he lost his whole tail except the stump.

At first he was ashamed to see the other foxes because he had no tail, but he was determined to face his misfortune. He called all the foxes to a meeting.

When they had gotten together, the fox said that they should all do away with their tails.

He said that their tails were very inconvenient when they met with their enemies.

He did not talk about any advantages of the tail. "You are right," said one of the older foxes, "but I don’t think you would advise us to do away with our tails if you hadn’t lost it yourself first."

●一只狐狸的尾巴被夹住了，当他试着脱身的时候，挣断了整条尾巴。

●开始时，他看到其他狐狸的

时候感到很羞愧。后来，他决定面对这种不幸，就召集了所有的狐狸开会。

●大家到齐后，他极力劝说其他狐狸也割掉尾巴，说尾巴在遭遇敌人时很不方便，尾巴一点儿作用也没有。

●可他没有说有尾巴的任何好处。

●一只老狐狸站出来说：“如果你没有失去你的尾巴，你是不会来劝大家都割去尾巴的。 ”

寓意: 有些人为了自己的利益而劝告他人，我们不能轻信他们的意见。

(二)

The fox and the stork

Once a fox invited a stork to dinner. He put nothing on the table except some soup in a very shallow dish.

The fox could easily lap up the soup, but the stork could only wet the end of her long bill in it.

When she left the meal, she was still very hungry. "I am sorry," said the fox, "the soup is not to your taste."

"Please do not apologize," said the stork. "I hope you will come to my house, and dine with me soon."

A few days later the fox visited the stork. He found that his food was put in a long bottle, and the mouth of the bottle was very narrow.

He could not insert his big mouth into it, so he ate nothing. "I will not apologize," said the stork. "One bad turn deserves another."

●一次，狐狸请鹤来吃饭。他除了浅盘子中的一点汤以外，什么也没有准备。

●狐狸可以轻而易举地喝到汤，但是鹤只够蘸湿他长长的嘴尖。吃完饭后，鹤仍旧很饥饿。“很抱歉,”狐狸说,“这汤不合你的口味”。

●“别客气，”鹤说，“过几天请到我家来和我一起吃饭吧。”

●几天后，狐狸应邀而至，他发现食物都装在一个长长的瓶子里，而瓶口很细，他无法将他的大嘴伸进去，什么也吃不到。“我不想道歉，这是你应得的回报。”鹤说。

寓意: 如果我们故意去伤害别人，最终只会害了自己。