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关于搞笑英语对话篇一

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.

老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。

Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?

老师：彼得!你说说，世界上什么最大?

Peter: Well, well....eyelids....

彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……

Teacher: What?Eyelids?

老师：什么?眼皮?

Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.

彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。

关于搞笑英语对话篇二

the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied：

班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方，那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。

"sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."

“十六个兵外加一个中士，长官。”

"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

“正确，可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?”

"he's not doing any digging, sir."

“他不干活，长官。”

关于搞笑英语对话篇三

While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.

旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。

"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

“没关系”，他说，“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺”。

Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。

关于搞笑英语对话篇四

a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”

and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."

“我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。