前苏联著名作家高尔基说过,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。小编精心收集了小学英语爆笑小笑话带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!

小学英语爆笑小笑话带翻译篇1

Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.

Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.

病人：“医生，我想我得配副眼镜。”

银行职员：“你当然需要!这里是银行。”

小学英语爆笑小笑话带翻译篇2

An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.

"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"

"Yes," said the Navy brat.

"My dad has built them."

Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"

"Yes."

"It's my dad who's killed it!"

一个年轻的陆军士兵跟一个海军士兵吹牛，说他爸多么了不起。

“我爸是个工程师。他什么都会。你知道阿尔卑斯山么?”

“知道，”海军说

“我爸建的。”

年轻的海军说：“那你知道死海么?”

“知道。”

“那可是我爸弄死的”

小学英语爆笑小笑话带翻译篇3

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉?”他问。

“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。

“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早?”

在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。