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关于一年级英语笑话：坚持不懈是一种美德

Perseverance is a virtue

Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.

When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."

关于一年级英语笑话：搞不懂女人

I'll never understand women

Max sat at the bar totally dejected. The bartender served him his second drink and said, "What's wrong pal?"

"I'll never understand women." Max said. "The other night my wife threw me a birthday party. She told me that later on, as her gift to me, I could do with her whatever I wanted."

"Wow!" said the bartender. "But why so unhappy? That sounds like quite a gift to me."

"Well," Max went on, "I thought about it and sent her home to her Mother. Now she won't even speak to me."

关于一年级英语笑话：不要相信醉汉说的话

A drunken person

Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.

Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?

Wife: I love you, dear.

关于一年级英语笑话：亲爱的，没什么新鲜事

Nothing new, dear

Nothing new, dear

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked: “Anything new at work?” He replied: “no, I am teaching History.”

关于一年级英语笑话：左耳进右耳出

One ear in and the other out

"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."