前苏联著名作家高尔基说过,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。下面是小编带来的有关英语小笑话带翻译，欢迎欣赏!

有关英语小笑话带翻译篇1

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’tfind hairs on his jackets she yelled at him," Great, so now you're cheating on me with a baldwoman!"

从前有个妻子醋劲很大。一天晚上丈夫回家，她没有从他衣服上找到头发，于是大叫：“好啊，现在你开始和秃头的女人骗我了!”

The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She’s not onlybald, but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

第二天晚上，她没有从丈夫衣服上闻到香水味，于是又大叫：“她不但是个秃头，而且很穷酸，连香水都不买。”

有关英语小笑话带翻译篇2

Two Americans laid a wreath on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice onthe grave of a countryman. One American asked, "When do you expect your comrade to comeand eat that rice?"

两个美国人在一个朋友的墓前献上鲜花，这时他们看到附近一个日本人在朋友的墓前放了一些米饭。一个美国人问道：“你觉得你的朋友什么时候能来吃这些米饭呢?”

The Japanese replied, "When your friend comes to smell his flowers."

日本人答道：“当你的朋友来闻这些花香的时候。”

有关英语小笑话带翻译篇3

Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bringforth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of "Look at that! Look at that! I’mgoing to have one of those someday," his dad’s response always was "Not as long as I’malive."

我五岁的儿子对摩托车有强烈的爱好。只要看见一辆摩托车，他就会高兴得哇哇直叫，并激动地说：“瞧这辆!瞧这辆，我总有一天也要有一辆。”他爸爸的回答老是“只要我活着，你就别想有这玩艺儿。”

One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedlypointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, "Look at that! Look at that! I’m getting one of thoseas soon as my dad dies."

一天我们的儿子跟他的小朋友在说话，有一辆摩托车开了过去。他兴奋的指着摩托车叫道“瞧这辆!瞧这辆!等我爸一死我就要有这样一辆摩托车了。"

有关英语小笑话带翻译篇4

Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?

邻居：您认为您的儿子会把在大学里学的东西全忘光吗?

Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!

父亲：我希望这样-他当然不能以吻女孩子谋生吧!