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关于搞笑英语小笑话篇一

Who's 50 Cents

Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped50 cents there today and couldn't find it.Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.Tommy:Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke when it hit the sidewalk.

谁的50分(钱)?

杰克：我在学校门前的人行道上拣了50分。汤米：我想那是我的，今天我在那儿掉了50分，找不到了。杰克：但是我拣的是两个两毛五的呀。汤米：那就更是我的了。因为钱在掉到地上的时候可能摔两半了。

关于搞笑英语小笑话篇二

So Would I

A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told theclerk.

"So would I," said the tactless clerk.

我也是

一个胖女人走进服装店。“我想看一件适合我穿的衣服，”她告诉店员说。

“我也是。”不太老练的店员说道。

关于搞笑英语小笑话篇三

it's me all right

A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Canyou identify yourself? “Looking puzzled, the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out asmall mirror. She glanced into it for a moment, then smiled, "Yes, it's me all right."

这就是我

一位年轻漂亮的女士到银行取钱。出纳员在检查了她的存折后问道：“您能证明您的身份吗?” 这个女孩听了这话以后看上去很迷惑，随后她从手提包里拿出一个小镜子。她对着镜子照了一会儿，笑了：“对呀，这就是我。

现在的专栏不用权限就可以任意加入了,但是也发乱七八糟的了.请在此发贴的人,看清楚了好不好?

关于搞笑英语小笑话篇四

Who's More Polite?

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the morepolite. The skinny man saidhe was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he wasmore courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

谁更有礼貌?

一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。 瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候，他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。