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有关爆笑的英语小笑话篇1

It was the final examination for a Biology course at a university.

这是一所大学的生物课期末考试。

It was designed to weed out some students.

考试旨在淘汰部分学生。

The examination was two hours long.

考试时间为两小时。

After the exam booklets were provided, the professor told the class，

分发试题册后，教授对学生们说，

that any exam booklet that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be acceptedand the student would fail.

两小时结束后任何没交的试题册他都不再接收，没交的学生一律不及格。

Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exambooklet.

考试开始后半小时，个学生匆匆跑了进来，向教授要试题册。

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handedthe student a booklet.

“你没有时间答完试题的，”教授一边把试题册递给学生，一边讽刺地说。

"Yes, I will," replied the student.

“不，我有，”学生回答。

He then took a seat and began writing.

然后他坐下来开始答题。

After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handedthem in.

两小时后，教授要求交卷，学生们把试卷整理好，交了卷。

All except the late student, who continued writing.

只有那名迟到的学生还继续写着。

An hour later, the student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing forhis next class.

一小时后，学生走到教授跟前，教授正坐在桌旁准备下一节课。

He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

学生试图把试卷放在桌上的一堆试题册上。

"I'm not going to accept that. It's late."

“我不会接收的。太晚了。”

The student looked incredulous and angry.

学生看上去将信将疑，有些生气。

"Do you know who I am?"

“你知道我是谁吗?”

"No, as a matter of fact, I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.

“不，说实话，我不知道，”教授回答说，言语中带着嘲讽的语气。

"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.

“你知道我是谁吗?”学生又问，声音更响亮了。

"No." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

“不知道，我也不在乎”教授回答，面露优越的神色。“那就好，”学生说着快速地拿起一叠试卷，把他的塞到中间，然后走出了教室。

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in themiddle, and walked out of the room.

“那就好，”学生说着快速地拿起一叠试卷，把他的塞到中间，然后走出了教室。

有关爆笑的英语小笑话篇2

女人的回答

A husband said to his wife,

一位丈夫对妻子说：

"Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"

“为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?”

"Well," his wife answered at once.

“噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，

"The reason is very simple.

“原因很简单。

God made us beautiful so men would love us;

上帝使我们如此美丽，男人才会爱我们。

God made us foolish so we would marry them."

上帝使我们如此愚蠢，我们才会嫁给他们。”

有关爆笑的英语小笑话篇3

妻子的祈求

Two men were talking at the break-room.

两位男士正在休息室淡论着。

One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife.

一位对另一位说起他与妻子的一场争斗。

"In the end" he said, "I had her begging on her knees."

他说：“最后，我迫使她跪下来求我。”

"What did she say?" asked the coworker.

“她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。

"She told me to come out from under the bed."

“她求我快点从床下爬出来。”