前苏联著名作家高尔基说过,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。小编整理了关于适合小学生的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

关于适合小学生的英语笑话：Alexander the Great 亚历山大大帝

Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation(背诵，朗诵) , and the doctor, somewhat nettled(刺激，惹恼) , said: Landon, you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition. Why, at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.

Yes, said Landon, he couldn't help it, for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.

兰登作了一次不成功的朗诵。老师有点不悦，对他说道：兰登，你在这门课上好像进步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亚历山大大帝在你这个年龄可已经征服了半个世界。

是啊，兰登说，他没法不那样。博士先生，您回想一下史实，亚历山大大帝有亚里士多德做他的老师。

关于适合小学生的英语笑话：Did your dad help you? 你爸爸帮你了吗?

One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"

"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.

一天，蒂姆的数学老师