笑话可能只是文字游戏,但有时它在人们解决生活中的困惑时起着重要作用。小编整理了经典英语小笑话短文，欢迎阅读!

经典英语小笑话短文篇一

A Doctor's Wise Investment

(originally in English)

There was an art exposition, and the artist who painted the pictures for the exposition askedthe gallery owner whether anyone had been interested in his paintings. So the owner said, "Ihave good news and bad news for you.

The good news is that there was a gentleman interested in your paintings and he asked mewhether your artwork would increase in value after your death, just like that of many otherartists. So I said, yes, of course, it would.

According to your potential, your paintings will, of course,increase in value after your death. Sohe bought fifteen of them altogether. That's the good news." Then the artist asked, "Whatabout the bad news?" And the gallery owner replied, "

The guy who bought the paintings is your doctor."

医生的利多投资

一位画家在画廊举行画展，画家问画廊老板有没有人对他的画有兴趣?老板回答：「我有好消息和坏消息要告诉你。好消息是有位先生对你的画很感兴趣，他问你会不会和很多画家一样，作品等到死了以后更值钱。我告诉他这是当然的，以你的潜力，死了以后画作一定更有价值。结果他一口气买了十五幅，这是好消息的部分。」画家问：「那坏消息呢?」

老板回答：「那位买十五幅画的人，就是你的医生!」

经典英语小笑话短文篇二

A Family Tradition

(Originally In Chinese)

Two madmen were talking in the mental hospital, and one said, "I have decided to give mysister to you in marriage once we are out of here."

The other man said, "No, thank you. It cannot be so."

He asked, "Why?" The man answered, "Because,according to our family tradition only relativesget married. We cannot marry an outsider."

The other man asked, "How come there is such a family custom?" He said, "You see, mygrandmother married my grandfather. My mother married my father, my sister married mybrother-in-law, and so on. How can I marry your sister?"

家庭传统

有两个疯子在神经病医院里面互相聊天，一个说：「等出院了以后，我决定会把我妹妹嫁给你。」另外一个说：「多谢啦!这个不行哪!」「为什么不行呢?」

「因为我的家庭的传统都是亲戚才能够结婚的，不能跟外人结婚。」「怎么会有这种家族的风俗呢?」

他说：「你看，我的外婆跟我的外公结婚，我妈妈跟我爸爸结婚，我姐姐跟我姐夫结婚，我怎么能够跟你的妹妹结婚?」

经典英语小笑话短文篇三

One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.

When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?"

"You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.

On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.

Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".