冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,也是一种出现在我们身边的不可忽视的新的语言现象。冷笑话不同于一般笑话,它以其独特的制笑机制,能瞬间创造出一种特殊的氛围。本文是超短英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助!

超短英语笑话篇一

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.

Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?

Student: No. I was standing on it.

Submitted by Fred G. Stone

超短英语笑话篇二

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: I offer you myself.

Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

Man: I want to share everything with you.

Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

Submitted by kara dolson

超短英语笑话篇三

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?

Son: No.

超短英语笑话篇四

The real estate agent says, "I have a good, cheap apartment for you."

The man replys, "By the week or by the month?"

The agent answers, "By the garbage dump.."

超短英语笑话篇五

Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.

Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.

Submitted by Jim Sperling

超短英语笑话篇六

"Why do you take baths in milk?"

"I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

超短英语笑话篇七

Bank Teller: How do you like the money?

English Student: I like it very much.

Submitted by Safnil (Bengkulu University Indonesia)