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关于简短的爆笑英文小笑话：Prepare Yourself

A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."

Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."

自己做好准备

校园里流传着这样的故事：一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：“妈妈-我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。”

两天以后，他收到了回电：“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧!”

关于简短的爆笑英文小笑话：水的分子式

Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the ?

Blonde: "HIJKLMNO"!!

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O!

老师：水的分子式是什么?

花瓶：HIJKLMNO!!

老师：你在说什么?

花瓶：昨天你不是说H to O吗?

关于简短的爆笑英文小笑话：Real Play

When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: "The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television."

逼真的戏剧

我在北达科他州立大学教戏剧入门课时，要求学生们去看学校剧团当时的演出，并写一篇评论。