幽默故事，能让你在信手翻启间开怀一笑，得到身心的彻底放松、心绪的怦然萌动、情感的欣然释放。下面小编为大家带来风趣幽默的英语故事四则，欢迎大家阅读!

风趣幽默英语故事：诚实吗

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

在动物园，我无意中听到两个学龄前的小男孩在聊天。

"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second.

“我叫Billy。你叫什么名字?” 一个男孩问题。“Tommy”，另一个男孩回答。

"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.

“我爸爸是一位会计师，你爸爸是做什么的?”Billy问Tommy。

Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy.

“我爸爸是一位律师，”Tommy回答。“真的吗?”Billy问。

"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.

“不是啦，就跟别的律师一样。”Tommy回答。

风趣幽默英语故事：吉娃娃怎么可能会要了罗特韦尔的命

A man walks into a bar one day and asks,"Does anyone here own that Rottweiler outside?"

一个男人走进酒吧问，“外面那条罗特韦尔狗是谁的?”

"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"

“我的，” 一个骑摩托车的男人站起来说，“怎么了?”

";Well, I think my Chihuahua just killed him""What are you talkin' about?!"the biker says, disbelievingly.

“哦，我想我的吉娃娃刚要了它的命……”“你在说什么啊?”骑摩托的人觉得难以置信，

"How could your little runt kill my Rottweiler?""Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"

说，“就凭你那只小不点，怎么可能杀得了我的罗特韦尔狗?”“哦，它卡在你的狗的喉咙里了。”

风趣幽默英语故事：我把他吊起来让他晾干

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.

Jim和Mary都是精神病院里的病人。

One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom.

一天，他们沿着医院的游泳池散步，Jim突然跳入泳池的深水区，他沉到了底部。

Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

Mary立刻跳下去救他，她潜到水底，把Jim拉了上来。

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately reviewed her file and called her into his office.

当院长听闻了Mary的英勇行为后，他立刻翻看了她的病历档案,把她叫进了自己的办公室，“Mary，我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。

"Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses.

好消息是你能跳入水中救其他病人，这说明你的意识已经恢复了，你可以出院了。坏消息就是，Jim，你救的那个病人，他还是用自己的浴袍带子在浴室上吊自杀了。”

The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom，he's dead." Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I hung him up to dry."

Mary说：“他没有自杀，是我把他吊起来好让他晾干。”

风趣幽默英语故事：IM时代的拼写

The technology of instant messaginghas taken over my 11-year-old daughter's life.

即时通讯技术已经占据我那11岁女儿的生活。

I realized this when I was helping her prepare for a spelling test.

这一点是我在帮助她准备一次单词拼写测验时意识到的。

"Celebration" I challenged."C-E-L-E-B-R-A-S "hellip;no, wait"

当我考她： “Celebration，怎样拼时?”“C-E-L-E-B-R-A-S ... ...不是，等一下。”

She paused. "Backspace the S."

她停了一下，说道，“S 得(用退格键)删掉”。