笑话一般比较短小,喜剧性很强,普遍存在于人们的日常生活中。笑话的娱乐作用可以减轻人的心理压力,促进身体健康。下面是小编带来的2人对话的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

2人对话的英语笑话篇一

"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner,"do I have to sit here and starve all night?"

“服务员,”用餐者不耐烦地叫道,“我必须整晚坐在这儿挨饿吗?”

"no,sir,we close at nine o'clock."

“不,先生,我们9点关门.”

2人对话的英语笑话篇二

A teacher said to her class：

“Who was the first man?”

“George Washington,”a little boy shouted promptly.

“How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?”asked the teacher,smiling indulgently.

“Because,”said the little boy,“he was first in war,first in peace,and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

“Well,” said the teacher to him,“who do you think was the first man?”

“I don't know what his name was,”said the larger boy,“but I know it wasn't George Washington,ma’am,because the history book says George Washington married a widow,so,of course,there must have been a man ahead of him.”

有个老师问班上的学生：

“谁是第一个男人?”

“乔治?华盛顿,”一个小男孩当即叫道.

“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢?”老师问道,宽容地微笑着.

小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一,和时第一,国人心中第一.”

这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来.

“那么,”老师对他说,“你认为谁是第一个男人呢?”

“我不知道他的名字,”大点儿的男孩说,“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿,老师.因为历史书上说,乔治?华盛顿娶了一个寡妇,所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人.”

2人对话的英语笑话篇三

Mr.Clark,I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his

patient."You only have six months to live."

The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.

"I can't possibly pay you in that time."

"Okay," the doctor said,"let's make it nine months."

九个月吧

“克拉克先生,有个坏消息,你只有六个月可活了.”医生告诉他的病人.

病人惊呆了.“六个月我不可能付清医疗费.”

“好吧,”医生说,“那就九个月吧.”

2人对话的英语笑话篇四

The Perfect Son.

A:I have the perfect son.

B:Does he smoke?

A:No,he doesn't.

B:Does he drink whiskey?

A:No,he doesn't.

B:Does he ever come home late?

A:No,he doesn't.

B:I guess you really do have the perfect son.How old is he?

A:He will be six months old next Wednesday.

完美儿子

A:我有一个很完美的儿子.

B:他抽烟吗?

A:不抽.

B:他喝威士忌酒吗?

A:不喝.

B:他会不会很晚回家?

B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子.那他多大了?

A:下个星期三就满6个月了.