随着全球化进程的推动和中国改革开放的政策,中西文化交流逐渐加深,圣诞节随之进入中国。下面是小编带来的圣诞节英语小笑话阅读，欢迎阅读!

圣诞节英语小笑话阅读篇一

Knock Knock.

咚咚咚。

Who's there?

谁呀

Mary.

玛丽

Mary who?

哪个Mary?

Mary Christmas!

Mary Christmas(圣诞节快乐)

圣诞节英语小笑话阅读篇二

christmas eve service 平安夜礼拜

just as i began my christmas eve service, the electricity in the church failed. the ushers and i found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. then i reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "now, where was i?" a tired voice called out, "right near the end!"

就在我开始平安夜祷告时，教堂停电了。教堂里的接待人员和我找到一些蜡烛，把它们放在礼堂周围。然后我重返讲道坛，整理了一下笔记后，我说："刚才我讲到哪儿了?"传来一阵不耐烦的声音："马上就讲完了!"

圣诞节英语小笑话阅读篇三

saying a prayer for his christmas meal圣诞节晚宴上的餐前祷告

lee, a seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the christmas dinner. the family members bowed their heads in expectation. lee began his prayer, thanking god for his mommy, daddy, brothers, sister, grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. then he began to thank god for the food.

有个小男孩叫lee, 今年七岁，圣诞节晚餐开桌前，家人让他做餐前祷告。家人都带着期待的申请低头看着他，lee开始做他得祷告，首先，他谢谢上帝赐予他爸爸妈妈，哥哥姐姐诶，奶奶还有他们家的所有叔叔婶婶。然后，他开始感谢上帝赐予他得圣诞节晚餐了。

圣诞节英语小笑话阅读篇四

the thief and the judge

it was christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "what are you charged with?" he asked. "doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

"that's no offense," replied the judge, "how early were you doing this shopping?"

"before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

法官与小偷

那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉?”他问。

“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。

“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早?”

在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。

圣诞节英语小笑话阅读篇五

What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?

Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么?

答案：锄地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。)

圣诞节英语小笑话阅读篇四

A half-eaten egg was a result it becomes a leftover egg! I wish Merry Christmas

一个鸡蛋被吃剩半边，结果它变成了剩蛋!预祝圣诞快乐

圣诞节英语小笑话阅读篇五

Jesus's Telly

A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.

"But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother.

"Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.

耶稣的电视机

圣诞节时孩子要了纸和蜡笔，想画一张耶稣诞生像。最后这件艺术品被陈列出来供父母鉴赏。

他们对耶稣诞生后睡的马槽，牧羊人，耶稣及其家庭都逐一表示赞赏。

“可是那个角落里是什么?”妈妈问。

“噢，那是他们的电视机，”孩子回答说。