民间笑话是一种颇受人们喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。小编整理了简短的英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

简短的英语笑话带翻译：如何不被查酒驾

Dear miss know-it-all, how can it go out for an evening of drinking and not tick getting a DUI?

亲爱的百事通，你知道怎么在晚上喝酒还不属于酒后驾车吗?

Go to a ballpark.

去棒球场。

简短的英语笑话带翻译：骗子

A:Hey, dad, how can you tell when someone’s lying?

A:嗨，爸爸，怎样才能知道谁说谎了?

Dad:How do I know? Go ask an expert.

爸爸：我怎么知道，去问专家。

A:Ok. Hey, mom...

A:哦，妈妈~~

B: I’d like to join your liars club.

B:我想加入你的说谎者俱乐部。

C: Ok, you’ll need to fill out an application.

C:好的，你需要填一张申请表。

C: Occupation?

C:职业

B:Mule skinner.

B: 骡夫

C: Age?

C:年龄?

B:20

B:20

C:Weight?

C:体重?

B:92 LBS.

B:92磅

C:Hey, what the heck...Go on in and make yourself at home!

C:哦，见鬼，你可以随时回家了。

简短的英语笑话带翻译：一边吸一边玩

A: I hear smokeless tobacco has been banned

A:我听说无烟烟草已经被禁止了。

B:Great!That’ll really helped clumsy

B:太好了!正好帮助了那些笨人。

A:How is that?

A:怎么说?

B:He can’t chew and play at the same time, anyway.

B:无论如何，他总算不能一边吸一边玩了。

简短的英语笑话带翻译：失望不快

A:Doom and gloom,gloom and doom,all you write is doom and gloom

A:失望不快、失望不快，都是失望不快。

A:Just once why can’t you write about gloom and joy?

A:为什么不写愉快不快呢?

B:Because they don’t rhyme

B:因为这样比较押韵。